Trouble Kelp
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"I don't care what Mommy said! Rank is rank! You will refer to me as Captain Kelp."[M:0]
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Post by Trouble Kelp on Sept 11, 2007 20:51:29 GMT -5
"You're still talking to me, Grub. What the heck triggered your snot-nosed attitude anyways? I had some faith in you, as a matter of fact, I still have faith in you, Grub."
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Grub Kelp
Cadet
"You shut up. You were supposed to look out for me. Mommy said!"[M:0]
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Post by Grub Kelp on Oct 2, 2007 18:30:58 GMT -5
"No, you don't," Grub mutters, "You're a potty-head. A big, faithless potty-head. You don't care about me. All you care about is your stupid ranks and how good you can look in front of the other officers with your big macho...potty-headedness! You potty-head!"
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Trouble Kelp
Cadet
"I don't care what Mommy said! Rank is rank! You will refer to me as Captain Kelp."[M:0]
Posts: 35
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Post by Trouble Kelp on Oct 2, 2007 21:44:29 GMT -5
Trouble wasn't insulted in the least, in fact, he tried hard not to burst into laughing himself out of his bed. Finally, he couldn't contain it anymore. He just burst out laugh in a hystarical frenzy!
"That is too funny! Potty-head?"
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Grub Kelp
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"You shut up. You were supposed to look out for me. Mommy said!"[M:0]
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Post by Grub Kelp on Dec 17, 2007 21:59:29 GMT -5
"It's not supposed to be funny," Grub pouts, "It's supposed to hurt your feelings and make you feel bad for hurting mine!"
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Trouble Kelp
Cadet
"I don't care what Mommy said! Rank is rank! You will refer to me as Captain Kelp."[M:0]
Posts: 35
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Post by Trouble Kelp on Dec 17, 2007 22:11:59 GMT -5
"Grub, it was funny! I've heard Foaly say more curse words and come up with better insults. And, fyi, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
The LEPrecon captain looks up at the holographic wall clock, it read 1:19 A.M. this was ridiculous; staying up until after 1:00 A.M. listening to a sniveling younger brother. Trouble slams his face into the memory foam pillow in disgust.
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Grub Kelp
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"You shut up. You were supposed to look out for me. Mommy said!"[M:0]
Posts: 98
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Post by Grub Kelp on Dec 17, 2007 22:14:54 GMT -5
"Oh, I can't even hurt someone's feelings properly!" Grub moans, borderline sobbing, "I'm a failure at everything I do--even insulting my stupid big brother! I hate myself!"
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Trouble Kelp
Cadet
"I don't care what Mommy said! Rank is rank! You will refer to me as Captain Kelp."[M:0]
Posts: 35
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Post by Trouble Kelp on Dec 17, 2007 22:22:59 GMT -5
"You big baby! You know how Mommy feels about you staying up past eight. Remember the time you fell in that mud puddle? You fell in it like a good soldier, Grub. Or the time you had to get your tetanus shot, you fought the doctor like a good soldier?"
Trouble was trying hard to get Grub to stop whining, he knew, that if Grub didn't shut up, their mother would come up stairs, and yell at them.
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Grub Kelp
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"You shut up. You were supposed to look out for me. Mommy said!"[M:0]
Posts: 98
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Post by Grub Kelp on Dec 17, 2007 22:33:51 GMT -5
"Mud puddles? Mud puddles?! Is that another cruel joke?" Grub sniffles, wiping his nose on his sleeve, "Mud puddles are stupid! And I wouldn't have fallen in it if I hadn't failed to look where I was going! And I only fought the doctor because I was scared of him."
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Trouble Kelp
Cadet
"I don't care what Mommy said! Rank is rank! You will refer to me as Captain Kelp."[M:0]
Posts: 35
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Post by Trouble Kelp on Dec 17, 2007 22:37:57 GMT -5
"There you go again! You just have to persist that I'm making fun of you! Stop sniveling, and go to sleep!"
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Grub Kelp
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"You shut up. You were supposed to look out for me. Mommy said!"[M:0]
Posts: 98
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Post by Grub Kelp on Dec 17, 2007 22:44:33 GMT -5
"But I can't sleep now!" Grub whimpers, lip quivering, "I can't sleep after having been faced with what a pathetic failure I am! I'm the most worthless creature in Haven City! I'm even more worthless than Chix on duty with a pretty girl in sight!"
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Trouble Kelp
Cadet
"I don't care what Mommy said! Rank is rank! You will refer to me as Captain Kelp."[M:0]
Posts: 35
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Post by Trouble Kelp on Dec 21, 2007 22:23:48 GMT -5
"Chix? He's the biggest failure that the LEP ever recruited! You're whiney, you're a coward, but you aren't a failure."
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Post by Chix Verbil on Dec 24, 2007 20:09:04 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]"Aw, thanks, Kelp. You're a pal," Chix answers right on cue, popping up outside the brothers' window, "Hey, can I sack out here for the night? I locked myself out of my pad and the locksmith can't come out 'til mornin'."[/glow]
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Trouble Kelp
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"I don't care what Mommy said! Rank is rank! You will refer to me as Captain Kelp."[M:0]
Posts: 35
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Post by Trouble Kelp on Dec 24, 2007 20:27:09 GMT -5
"You D'Arvit head! Locked yourself out of your own apartment. What a moron!" Trouble nearly falls out of his bunk from laughing a Chix's stupidity.
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Post by Chix Verbil on Dec 24, 2007 22:11:57 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]"Yeah, I know," Chix rolls his eyes, "Stupid key gets up and walks off all the time 'cause some stinkin' amateur pixie lost a bit of magic on it. Every time there's a full moon, the darn key locks me out of my darn apartment. Go figure. Anyway...can I stay? It'll only be one night. You won't even know I'm here."[/glow]
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Trouble Kelp
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"I don't care what Mommy said! Rank is rank! You will refer to me as Captain Kelp."[M:0]
Posts: 35
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Post by Trouble Kelp on Dec 29, 2007 21:33:43 GMT -5
"Guh! No! No! You aren't staying with your bling, and your stupid booming music! I forbid it! Besides, don't you have a backup place? Y'know? A crib for you and your homies? Grub needs a crib, but I don't mean 'crib' in your language, if you know what I mean."
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