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Post by Holly Short on Jan 30, 2007 21:12:55 GMT -5
Holly Short is above ground, patroling with her now very good friend Chix Verbil. Suddenly she sees the Fowl Manor in view so she decides to go in and play a good seemingly harmless prank on her good friend Artemis Fowl.
"Chix, status report. We're gonna play some pranks on our good snooty friend Artemis Fowl."
Holly checks her moonbelt for toilet paper, water baloons and every other gag on her belt.
"Got your gags ready Chix? Then lets go in!"
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Post by Chix Verbil on Jan 30, 2007 21:55:05 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]"Joy buzzer, fake barf, and my personal favorite--the whoopie cushion," Chix grins, brandishing the noisy air-filled rubber sack and giving it a little toot, "That's a roger."
He salutes and returns the whoopie cushion to his belt, then activates his shield so they can enter the creepy old house undetected. In Chix's mind, the element of surprise is the most vital ingredient to a successful prank.
"After you, Cap'," he hovers to one side, gesturing for Holly to go on ahead, "After all, he's your snooty friend."[/glow]
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Post by Holly Short on Jan 30, 2007 22:19:04 GMT -5
Holly zeros in on the old house, lands in the manicured lawn and starts tee-peeing the house with toilet paper.
"Not poor, poor Arty has to clean the roof off. Boo-hoo!"
Then Holly spots an open window and sees that Artemis is on his computer. She takes a sling shot out and hits Artemis in the back of the head with a water baloon.
"You really need to take a shower!"
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Post by Chix Verbil on Jan 30, 2007 23:22:30 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]Chix takes flight and zips right up to Artemis's window, where he hovers, poised with the fake vomit in hand. It's definitely fake, but designed to look real. It even feels like really gross goo. Posing like a professional pitcher in the Big League, he winds up and flings the gag gift right at Artemis's computer screen.
"Bullseye!" he hoots upon hearing a satisfying splat, "Clean up on aisle 3!"
He then pulls out an ordinary plastic straw and loads it with sprite-spit-soaked balls of paper. Taking a deep breath, he heaves it all out and fires a soggy shot right at the back of the Mod Boy's head, then he drops out of view, returning to ground level near Holly.
"His hair is--err...was clean," he reports, "Thanks to your well-aimed water balloon. Unfortunately, now he sports several spitwads on his greasy topknot. You really think he can take a joke like this?"[/glow]
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Post by Holly Short on Jan 31, 2007 22:57:06 GMT -5
Holly cackles and laughs, as she slings a wad of fake dog dung at him.
"I don't think he'll take it lightly, you know what a snoot and a snob he is."
She then calls into the intercom to Foaly.
"Foaly initiate plan boxing glove. Ya' know when the boxing glove pops out of his computer."
She smirks knowing that she knows fairies are known to play pranks.
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Post by Foaly on Jan 31, 2007 23:39:07 GMT -5
"I hope you know what you're doing, Holly," Foaly's voice crackles back in her earpiece, "LEP doesn't normally do this sort of pranking until April 1st. You know? April Fool's Day?"
Having a bad feeling about all of this in his colicky gut, he covers his eyes with one hand and pushes the button to activate said prank with the other. In so doing, he causes a boxing glove to pop out of Artemis's CD-ROM drive and sock him right in his turned-up nose.
"Mission accomplished, Captain," he reports, a smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth in spite of himself as he watches the Mud Boy yep and clap both hands over his nose.
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Post by Chix Verbil on Feb 1, 2007 0:01:42 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]"I've got a plan," Chix grins mischievously as he snatches a roll of toilet paper from Holly's belt, "I'm goin' in, Cap'. Wish me luck and pray I don't run into the big monkey, eh?"
He takes flight once again and enters the house through another open window. If there is any creature underground that knows how to pull of a good prank, it's a sprite. They are best known for their playful mischief and Chix is no exception. The green-hued sprite zips into the first bathroom he finds and begins the first of a series of the same prank, mostly intended for Butler.
"Fire in the hole!" he shouts as he crams several wads of toilet paper into the toilet and flushes the handle rapidly over and over again until the porceline throne of Mud Men is severely clogged, then he flutters off to find another bathroom in the house and repeat the act.[/glow]
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Post by Holly Short on Feb 1, 2007 22:30:33 GMT -5
"Great job Chix! Now destroy the sinks and everything else you can. Just kidding.
Holly tee-pees the house somemore, then she shields and flutters right behind Artemis and kicks him in a spot no male would like to get kicked. Holly cackles and rolls on the floor.
"I'm glad I'm not a male!"
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Post by Chix Verbil on Feb 1, 2007 23:06:15 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]"Yes, sir! Trash every sink in the house. That's a roger," Chix, as usual, takes her statement literally and proceeds to make a mess out of every sink in the house, causing faucets to leak and drains to back up--really bad. In no time at all, various sinks are overflowing and floors are getting soaked.
"Mission accomplished, Cap'," he reports as he flits back to Holly, "This crate will be an indoor swimming pool in no time at all. You want I should mess around with the bathtubs and showers as well?"[/glow]
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Post by Holly Short on Feb 2, 2007 20:36:22 GMT -5
Holly starts fuming about what Chix did to the house.
"We were supposed to just pull innocent pranks, not destroy the house!"
Holly continues to throw toilet paper at the house, then she throws a water baloon in on Tunisain rug.
"Just stain some things with paint or something. I don't wanna have to invest my money in plumbing."
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Post by Chix Verbil on Feb 2, 2007 21:27:31 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]"But you said to mess up the sinks," Chix replies, "You said--and I quote--'now destroy all the sinks and anything else you can'. Remember?"
His pointed ears twitch as he hears heavy footsteps coming down one of the corridors. That can only be one person...
"Gorilla man on the loose!" he reports, "We'd better get out of here, Cap'. I saw what he did to Retrieval One--not to mention the troll."[/glow]
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Post by Holly Short on Feb 2, 2007 22:08:52 GMT -5
"Retreat! Take cover! Shield also!"
Holly kicks the man mountain in a place no male would like to be kicked. Holly couldn't help but cackle, when Butler came crashing to the ground in pain.
"Take that you gorilla!"
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Post by Chix Verbil on Feb 2, 2007 22:52:30 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]Chix can't help but roll his eyes as Holly tells him to shield. As if he weren't already. He has been shielded the entire time--not that it would do any good. After all, both Artemis and Butler have fairy technology that will allow them to see even a shielded fairy.
"You don't think we'll get in trouble for this, do you?" Chix asks as he flies alongside Holly, "I don't mean with the Mud Men. I mean with the commander. He's gonna tan our hides for this--especially being that it's not April Fool's Day!"[/glow]
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Post by Holly Short on Feb 3, 2007 19:53:09 GMT -5
Holly then mesmerizes Butler, then has him walk into Artemis's computer room. Then the mesmerized Butler kicks Artemis right in the behind, then Holly cackles somemore.
"Poor, poor Arty. He just got kicked in the rear by a smelly gorila!"
Holly can't help but mesmerize Artemis, having him kick Butler in the rear end as well.
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Post by Chix Verbil on Feb 3, 2007 20:32:34 GMT -5
[glow=green,5,300]"Using Mud Men as sweaty meat puppets?" Chix blinks, tipping his shades down to peer at Holly over the rims, "Oh, you're good. You should talk them into dancing like ballerinas," he pulls out an LEP crime scene evidence camera, "While I take pictures to post on humans-r-idiots.gnom!"[/glow]
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